kitty cat

So I was driving happily the other day when suddenly this miraculous, astonishing, phenomenal, breath-taking and mind-blowing thing happened. =P okay enough..

What I’m saying is that I was driving the other day when suddenly a coquettish cat strutted right in front of my car somewhere from the sidewalk. Good thing was that I drove quite slowly for it was in a housing complex, so that I was aware to halt 2 meters away from it. And after swaggering on the street as if it did it on purpose, it innocently sat right in the middle of the street. Yeap.. right there in the middle. And just when I thought I couldn’t get any more puzzled, it gracefully lifted its left hind foot and started licking its right foot in a very porno position. Hahaha.. And there we were, on a deserted silent street, just my car and the so called cat. And it kept on doing whatever it was it’s doing and not heeding that a big fat scary car was coming its way. After being silenced for three sublime seconds, shella and I were like anesthetized from the cat, and that’s when we started to laugh in the car and she initiated to take pictures. So here they are.

I swear this is the weirdest cat I’ve ever seen.

After taking lots of photos, I decided to carry on so I kinda honked at it twice. But it just took one glance at me and nonchalantly kept rubbing its head like nothing ever happened. Then I had to honk at it long enough for it to wanna move its small cat ass. But it waddled away slowly and lazily as if it was thinking, “lousy bastard.. klakson-klakson ngapain lu.. gw uda PW(posisi wuenak) gini.. buset dah..". Yes, the cat is an Indonesian, but of American descent.

hehehe… Oh cat.. you’re the one cat I’ll never forget about.... cos I’ll always have this mental image where you pose so very erotically. =P

*poof*